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This is the funniest Watch_Dogs related thing I've ever seen!

Why are people reviewing this short when they know nothing about what it's about and then giving low ratings?

This video makes me realize that a shit-ton of users on Newgrounds can't take a joke.

Recent Game Reviews

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Not to sound like an outraged hormone-filled sixteen year old, but as an outraged hormone-filled sixteen year old, I have to say that the game's title is a bit of a bluff.

I noticed your Patreon page. It's nice that you're keeping your games free, because if you were charging money for them then you would be in a metric shit-ton of trouble. I managed to spot countless images from multiple anime. Hell, you even had that school stage from Persona 4 Arena in there.

I'm not exactly sure on how the law works, but I'm pretty damn sure that if you were charging for these games then your ass would be sued at some point.

Even if you never intend to have an artist to avoid copyright infringement, you should still consider getting one before the official release. This way, not only will you have the option of using this as a monetary benefit, but you'll also have an aura of professionalism within your game. If you are having trouble finding artists, there are some willing to help you on Newgrounds. Please consider getting in contact with them. For your sake.

Moving on...

The core gameplay is very "copy and paste." It plays just like how many other visual novel / hentai games play. But the factor that makes every game different in this genre is the story. In this demo there is none. Like, whatsoever. Seriously, man, I was close to falling asleep. Yet again, I recommend searching Newgrounds' forums for writers. (Hell, I'd do it for free! It's not like I have anything else to do!

And hey, I'm not sure if there's some sort of secret ending or special requirement to GET to the ending, but I've been playing up until Day 30. Now, something you may not know the answer to when you're making your own game is the very important question: "IS IT FUN?"
You may not know the answer to this question due to the fact that you're not actually playing it.

I can answer this for you: "No."

In games, especially this genre of games, you need diversity. People play these types of games to escape and have fun. Not to sit around and do the same exact fucking thing every single in-game day for five God-forsaken hours.

HOWEVER, I have a strong conviction that you didn't add anything special for two reasons: (1), It's an early(?) demo. And (2), You just wanted to give the players a taste of how the game works.

At the end of the day, disregarding that the title is a massive lie, I'd say there's hope for this project of yours. I only really gave you a 4 Star rating because I like you. You show honest potential. THAT, and because I assume this is your first time making a game.

[TL;DR]

Story's shit: Get writers (my offer's out there)

Lazy art: Get artist

NO TITTIES, MAN. WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE TITTIES.

Gave 4 Star: Good dev. Honest guy that just wants to make games where people fuck a lot.

P.S. There's no Sexual Education classes in this game. Yeah, I realize that's not the point, but still. The title for you game is really good at misinforming people.

Tenebrys responds:

:"HOWEVER, I have a strong conviction that you didn't add anything special for two reasons: (1), It's an early(?) demo. And (2), You just wanted to give the players a taste of how the game works."

yes! this is a demo, next releases will be NSFW (which means a lot of titties!!!)
I have asked for help a lot but artists and writers who works just for their name in credits are rarer than unicorns :/
If someone wants to help, please contact me :)

Game's fine. Its just the immense amount of lag that kills it. I turned on the "Fast Gameplay" switch in the menu, but that seemed to do nothing at all.

Please fix the lag.

Not to be a downer, but this game is literally just you shooting at things for two hours. Quite boring.

However, I like how it feels like you're slowly connecting all of the games together. I cannot wait for the (hopefully) climactic conclusion!

(This game is definitely going to be the black sheep of the series, beeteedubs.)

Evil-Dog responds:

I'd think Segway of the Dead would be the black sheep lol
Range was just a bridge mini game :)

Recent Audio Reviews

6 Audio Reviews

The ambiance in this Aeantes set feels like these songs should be in some sort of art vidya.

This song is kind of weird. Not because of the obvious... you know... theme... but rather because it has this weird "Halloween-ish" beat which is combined with a subject that isn't really "Halloweeny."

I don't know. I like it. I think...

Oi. Nice simple track here. I hope you don't mind if I download it.

Joelle responds:

Thank you! Download it lol.

Recent Art Reviews

15 Art Reviews

Hey, mmankt. What's with you and guns? Haha, but seriously, good work!

mmankt responds:

i love them?

I always found the whole "no nipples" thing kind of weird. How is the person going to feed her offspring? Yeah, I know she's not exactly human, but still. You'd think there'd be SOME WAY that she feeds her babies.

Link looks like such a queer...
Otherwise, great job! I'm glad you did something else besides make Sonic fan-fiction!

You know, if you want some, there's some candy left over in my van.

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